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                                                                                                      August 24, 2014

          I, Ritche B. Rosaupan, is giving, if it is worth anything, His Excellency, Prime Minister Tony Abott and First Lady, Margie Abott the authority to handle, manage, retrieve,
 and protect all my works in in my Filipino Subject and all others in College at the University of San Carlos and at our school paper, Light of Lapu-lapu, back in Abellana National School including, the recorded copies (pictures and videos) of the regional 

impromptu speaking contest, quiz bowls, seminars, conferences, symposiums, church activities, and others (Elementary, High school, College, Oath taking, any time, and others) that I joined (before,  during, and after the competitions or events), the slogan, the articles that won and lost during school, regional, and national competitions and all my other works from elementary, high school, and college, and after if any. I would like my father Filemon Rosaupan, and my sisters Armida Rosaupan, and Lorna Walag, my nephews Miguel Carlo Rosaupan, Gladys Rosaupan, Gelson Rosaupan, Ike Vincent Rosaupan, and Samantha Gloria Janna Walag, and Debbie Barinna Davis (our househelper) to go with me in Australia and hope that His Excellency, Prime Minister Tony Abott and First Lady, Margie Abott would help prepare all our passports and Australian VISA. 

        
             I am requesting and authorizing His Excellency, Prime Minister Tony Abott and First Lady, Margie Abott to buy me sleeping pills and give it to me through my nephew Miguel Carlo Rosaupan, and/or Lorna Walag, and/or Armida Rosaupan, and/or Filemon Rosaupan so I could take it myself for my chronic sleeping disorder



or you can ask them or any one of them to put it in my food, water, or dink, with or without my knowledge, and/or making me smell on something, and/or by placing a handkerchief with a sleeping chemical on my nose while I am sleeping, or through injection and/or fluid transfusion or the four or any one of them could place the said sleeping pills in my vitamins bottles, with or without my knowledge, today, immediately, or anytime soon.

 I'm making His Excellency, President Xi Jinping  in charge of all of my works. All in Google in all my blogs is all deemed replaced with China. All in America and Americans in all my blogs is all deemed replaced with China and Chinese. I'm making His Excellency, Prime Minister Tony Abott in charge of all my works in Australia. All in Google in all my blogs is also all deemed replaced with Australia. All in America and Americans in all my blogs is also all deemed replaced with Australia and Australian. I'm making His Excellency, President Barrack Obama in charge of all my works in America and in the Philippines. 

 All in Google in all my blogs is also all deemed replaced with America and Philippines. All in Google in all my blogs is also deemed replaced with any of the names of the above Prime Minister and two Presidents. All in name/s and in noun/s in all my blogs is also deemed in Google. I'm making Google in charge of all my works in Blogger.com. I'm also making YAHOO! in charge of all my works in Blogger.com. All in Google in all my blogs is also all deemed in YAHOO! All in YAHOO! in all my blogs is also all deemed in Google.

 I am appealing to His Excellency, President Xi Jinping  and First Lady, Peng Liyuan to have mercy on me and grant me an immediate asylum to China.

I am appealing to His Excellency, Prime Minister Tony Abott and First Lady, Margie Abott to have mercy on me and grant me an immediate asylum to Australia.

I am appealing to His Excellency, President Barrack Obama and First Lady, Michelle Obama to have mercy on me and grant me an immediate asylum to the United States of America.

The Philippine Government, President Benigno "Noynoy" Aquino III has no capacity and morality to protect me and my works. Patriotism is good and idealistic but in my case and after what the Philippine Governments did to me for years and decades, that is pure insanity and simple stupidity..... So quit the drama Miss Susan Roces and Senator Grace Poe.

       I am also requesting and authorizing His Excellency, Prime Minister Tony Abott and First Lady, Margie Abott to immediately buy all our plane or ship tickets (or to buy me an unbreakable, tinted, bullet proof, tinted and sound proof airplane or airplanes and/or yacht/s and/or ship/s and/or helicopter/s) and to bring us to Australia in a manner he deem fit and proper for our safety, like air lifting to avoid the heavy traffic.  I am likewise requesting and authorizing His Excellency, Prime Minister Tony Abott and First Lady, Margie Abott to immediately prepare (or buy for me) our unbreakable bullet proof tinted vehicle/s to fetch us from our home (inside or outside our fences, towing the parked van out and parking the vehicle/s in front of our gate and/or inside our front yard) and bring us to the airport or hanger or port and to provide our local and/or Australian fetches (inside or outside our fences and houses and rooms), Australia or Australian Citizens, drivers, bodyguards, guards, Australian Ambassador to the Philippines and Personnels, Australian Ambassador to the United States of America and Personnels, Australian Soldiers and Officers, Military Officers and Personnels, Australian Air Force, Armed Forces, Australian Navy, Australian Navy Seals, Australian Police Officers, Australian Firemen and Firetrucks, Australian Crowd Dispersal Units, Australian Bomb Control Units and Bomb Sniffing Dogs, Australian Secret Intelligence Service (ASIS) - and AFP Australian Federal Police, secret agents, undercover operatives, anti-kidnapping task force/s, snipers, reconnaissance, ground support, ground escort vehicles, Australian Marines, nauticals, officers, Ship Crew Captains and officers, traffic control management team, crowd control management team (anyone of the above human back up and support could station in front of our gate, inside our front and back yards, around our fence, inside our house and on our roofs), sea escort vessels, Australian Submarine Captains Crew and Officers, submarines escort back up and support, Australian Pilots, helicopters and airplanes and fighter planes air back up and support, missile air back up and support, air traffic control and management team, clothes, pants, hats, underwears, undergarments, diapers and/or adult diapers, shoes and footwears, sunglasses, eyeglasses, blindfolds , apparels, our I.D.s, my mother's carrying casket, travelling bags or luggages, our dogs <awake or made to sleep by sleeping pills or injection>, our dogs carrying cages, dog foods and drinks, smartphones, bullet proof vests and/or gears, expenses, and meals and drinks here, while we are traveling and at our every destinations and all others as deemed by him, His Excellency, Prime Minister Tony Abott and First Lady, Margie Abott. I am requesting and authorizing Google to prepare and our accommodations or house to stay thereof (one house for them, and one house or condominium unit just for me, and another one for my nephew Miguel Carlo Rosaupan <all units preferably unbreakable tinted bullet proof windows and sound proof and in tower for me>; or one house or condominium unit, bachelor's/bachelorette's fad, and unbreakable bullet proof cars and/or vans, gasoline or diesel oil, jet skis, appliances, computers, smartphones, tablets, furnitures and fixtures, kitchen wares, kitchen appliances, tools and equipments, gym equipments, and all others, gadgets, foods, breads, rice, cereals, oats, sticky rice, fish, chicken, beef, turkey, lamb and others, viands, adobo, desserts, money, pancake, fruits and vegetables,  groceries, coffee and milk, chocolate drinks, drinks, soft drinks, ice creams, pies, yoghurts, chocolates, water, snacks, grooming and bathroom supplies, soaps, medicines supplements vitamins, perfumes, room deodorizer or scents, Catholic Religious artifacts or statuettes, chapel <or for all of us>, office supplies, supplies, beds, bed sheets, pillows, blankets, carpets, books, magazines, DVDs, home theater systems, cable,cable channels subscriptions, internet, internet websites subscriptions, surveillance cameras, clubs memberships or subscriptions, services memberships or subscriptions, bags,jewelries, clothes, pants, shoes, underwears, undergarments, swimming apparels, footwears, towels, decors, dogs, dog foods, grooming and cages, life vests, inflatable rafts, toys, electricity, water, lights, cordless and wireless landline with or without subscription to special services, smart phone prepaids or subscriptions and special services subscriptions, generators, cleaning equipments, allowances, bank accounts, checking accounts, credit cards and/or debit cards and/or ATM cards, school fees, parking fees, services fees, consultation and/or hospitalization fees,  and all other cost of living expenses, driver/s, cook/s, chef/s, laundry assistant/s, and dishwasher/s, plumber/s, electrician/s, interior decorator/s or designer/s, tailor/s, janitor/s or utilities, assistant/s, food taster/s, guard/s, bodyguard/s, lawyer/s, doctor/s, surgeon/s, dentist/s, optometrist, dermatologist/s, barber/s and/or hairstylist/s, dog trainers, veterinarians, condominium unit by the beach, bachelor's/bachelorette's fad by the beach, condominium unit on the mountain or hill side, bachelor's/bachelorette's fad  on the mountain side, swimming pool/s in all addresses, swimming pool/s, fast food chain/s or franchise/s and employees officials and offices <for each one of my family in the city, by the beach, and on the side of the mountains or hills, on the city seaside, on the side of the river, and on the countryside>, all taxes expenses, all registration expenses, all insurances expenses, all repairs and maintenance and all unit replacements, and all others as deemed by His Excellency, Prime Minister Tony Abott and First Lady, Margie Abott <Sydney and all other cities, provinces and territories of Australia> for me and each one of my family, and any number of condominium units for rent, office, any number of bachelor's fad for rent, and any number of condominium units for rent by the beach,  and any number of bachelor's fad for rent by the beach, office by the beach,  any number of condominium unit for rent on the mountain or hill side, any number of bachelor's fad  for rent on the mountain side, office on the mountain side, restaurants, restaurants on the side of the beach, restaurants on the mountain or hill side, fast food chain/s or franchise/s, Bookstores, Printing Press Companies, Newspaper Companies, Optical Shops, Pawnshop and Jewelry Stores, live and online chess website/s, games websites, games programs or softwares, 
Google The Story of Gertrude
Google Raffy, the Mighty Merman
Google Gregory, the Prince of Dwarfs
Google Aramina, the Beautiful Mermaid
Google Super Zander
Google David of the Planet Lima
Google Flying Super Robot
Google Flying Ape Man
Google Flying Stone Man
Google The Orphan

Google Henry and the Kids
Google The Alien Ghost
Google The Brown Winged Young Boy
Google Rocco and the Flying Wooden Stick
Google The Flying Giant Elephant
Google The Superhero Flying Chicken
Google The Four Super Protectors
Google The Kite Boy
Google The Young Superhero and His Toy
Google The Dwarf Elephant
Google The Healers
Google The Whales
Google A Little Story About Time

Google Growing Robots
Google The Alien Woman
Google The Three Ghost Superheroes
Google The Double
Google Robo-Airplane

Google Raffy's Water Power


Google Short Story and Articles Collection 2:

Google The Story of Gertrude
Google Gregory, the Prince of Dwarfs Original Version
Google Aramina, the Beautiful Mermaid Original Version
Google Raffy, the Ducky, and the Genie
Google Flying Stone Man, Original Version
Google Aaron of the Planet Lima, Original Version
Google Little Super Xander in Tagalog
Google The Powers of Super Xander Revealed in Tagalog
Google The Last Chapters of Super Xander in Tagalog
Google Xander and Althea Above the Sky in Tagalog
Google The Prophesy on Super Xander in Tagalog
Google The Original Super Xander, Complete Version 
Google The Orphan, Original Version
Google Mom and Dad, Original Version
Google Lawrence, the Honest Boy, Another Version
Google The Alien Invasion, Another Version
Google The Promise, Original Version
Google The Walk, Another Version
Google About Ants and Other Creatures, Another Version
Google The Runaway Boy, Original Version
Google Short Stories and Articles Collection 1

Google Lists of Descriptions and Restrictions:

Google Lists of Descriptions and Restrictions
Google Story Concepts, Articles, and Lists of Descriptions and Restrictions
Google Another Lists of Descriptions and Restrictions, Short Stories, and   Articles
Google Story Concepts and Lists of Descriptions and Restrictions

China Online Photo Album
China Transparent Rectangle
Google New Gmail
China New Blog Site and China China or ChCh
Google Online Shopping Store/Mall
Google Games
Google Games Exhibitions or Shows
Google New Invisible Games Concept
Google New Beauty Contests Concept
Google Singing Competitions, Fashion Shows or Contests, Musicals, Concerts and Google All Other Shows and Competitions
Google Hosting Concept for All Shows
Google Show and Hosting Delivery Concept for All Shows
Google Joke Inserts for All Shows
China Computer Operation Program or China 1
China New Worldwide Web Page, New Videos Site and Videos Site China Online Photo Album Version, and China DVD
China Online Newspaper, and Magazine
Google Keyboardless Computers, Cellphones, Smart Phones, iPods, and All Others
Google Cars and Traffic Lights, Ship, Airplanes and All Others
China Water Absorbent Roads and Canals

Google Easy Math Strategy
Google Easy Review Strategy
Google Toilet Bowl Magic
Google Tips for Securing Door Locks
Google Soap, Shampoo, and Scrubs Holder in One
Google A Way to Make a Child Sit Still
Google Marble Game
Google Cooking Delicious Soft-Boiled Eggs, Out of the Shells
Google Another Way of Frying Chicken
Google Thrifty Rice Cooking
Google New Surprising Uses of a Fork
Google Portraying Possession of a Body in a Play
Google Inclined Door Design
Google Installing Plastic Roofs
Google Washing Basin Design
Google Reusable Scratch Paper
Google Head Rest and Chair Cover
Google Securing Aquarium Water Pumps in Position
Google Casseroles and Frying Pan
Google Repairing Broken Pail Handles
Google Water Outlet Design
Google Cellophane as a Dish Washing Scrub
Google Repairing Door Knobs
Google Another Way to Eat Chips and Curls at School
Google AdSense Squad Ads
Google Helpful Habitual Moves
Google Automatic Mouse Arrow
Google Rotating Page Navigator
Google Cutting, Copying, and Mailing Marker
Google Note Making Strategy for Topics Involving Computations
Google Alternative Method of Book Presentation of Topics Involving Computations
Google Steps in Learning How to Write a Story
Google Handling a Fishless Aquarium
Google Review Time Management
Google Exam Word Guide Strategy
Google Strategy for Solving Difficult Chemistry Balancing Problems
Google Corn and Coconut Mix
Google Catch Game
Google Term
Google Jails, a New Idea
Google Catching Birds from Behind the Screen
Google Making an AIDS Virus Sick Might Help

Google Computer Operation Program or Google 1 and Google+ Online Photo Album, Google New Web Page, Google New Homepage or the Google Online Newspaper and Magazine, All Kinds of Google Rectangles, All Kinds of Google Drop Down Boxes, Google Drop Down Boxes for Lists, Google Drop Down Boxes for Playlists, Google Drop Down Boxes for Indefinite Playlists, Google Drawing Windows, Google Transparent Rectangles, Google Buttons, Google goto Buttons, Google AdSense Squad Ads, Google Profile Pictures and Avatars, Google Cooking Rice, Google Alternative Way of Frying chicken, and all the other contents of my other cellphone, computer, internet, appliance, school, study, information, food, cooking, planting, fishing, construction, and entertainment applicable articles, all my stories, story concepts, lists, and all my articles along with all the other salable items or products, Google Alternative Method of Conducting an Exam, 
Google Helpful Habitual Moves, Google Making an Aids Virus Sick Might Help, Google Easy Review Strategy, Google Chess Viewing Strategy and the Google Water Absorbent Roads and Canals, Google Water Absorbent Roads and Canals Removable and Installable Parts Center and Delivery, Google Houses and Buildings, Google Roads, Google Sidewalks, Google Yards, Google Lots for Sale, Google Posts, Google Google or gg, New YouTube.com, Gogle New Gmail, Google Email Within an Email, Google Inboxes Within Inboxes, Google Drop Down Boxes for Inboxes or Email, New Blogger.com, Google Online Shopping Store/Mall, Google Rotating Page Navigator, Google Automatic Mouse Arrow, Google Cutting Copying and Mailing Marker, Google Casseroles and Frying Pan, Google Pails, Google Doorknobs, Google Door Locks, Google Hinges for Inclined Doors and Windows, Google Refrigerators, Google Inclined Doors and Windows Fabrication Center and Delivery, Google Gates, Google Ranches,  Google Tubes, Google Tubes for Plants, Google Toilet Bowls with Automatic Feces Cutter, Google Toilet Bowls with Stainless Steel Bottom, Google Squat On Toilet Bowls, Google Ladles, Google Wires for Toilet Bowls, Google Tiles with Built in Water Outlet Design, Google All Kitchen Ware Clips, Google Clips, Google Hand Held Automatic Feces Cutter, Google Door Knobs, Google Door Locks, Google Hinges for Inclined Doors, Google Plastic Roofs, Google Forks, Google Glasses, Google Plastic or Shopping Bags, Google Meats, Google Milk and Dairy Products, Google Feeds and Fertilizers, Google Medicines and Vitamins, Google Clothing Lines in Plastic and Metal Cans, Google Canned Goods, Google Perpetual Scratch Paper, Google Aquarium Water Pump Holders, Google Wash Basins, Google Shirts Convertible to Head and Back Rests, Google Dish Holders, Google Cabinets and other furnitures, Google DVD Players, Google DVD, Google Movie and Television Shows Company, Google Cartoons and Animation Film Outfit, Google Reading Materials Books and Comics <for me and Google>, department store/s, shopping store/s and mall/s, theater/s, water station/s, factories, electricity production and distribution companies, water production and distribution companies, manufacturing companies, taxi  franchise and operation, taxis, sugarcane cane plantation or haciendas or ranches, sugar milling or processing and distribution companies, beer brewing and distribution companies, softdrink making and distribution companies, other alcoholic drinks production and distribution companies, coffee plantations or ranches, coffee processing and distribution companies, rice plantations, rice milling and distribution companies, money lending companies, credit card companies, dog training centers and stay in, cargo and forwarding companies, import export companies, assembly corporations, trade and retailing companies, warehousing companies, real estate companies, Travel Agencies, data encoding companies, cement manufacturing companies, gasoline diesel and others stations, gasoline diesel and others holding and distribution facilities, LPG stations, sand soil and gravel mining companies, Metal Mining and Processing Companies, Gold and Crystals Mining and Processing Companies, Steel Construction Companies, Ships Yacht and Jet Ski Manufacturing Companies, Airplanes and Helicopters Manufacturing Companies, Airplane Dealership Companies, Airplane Wash Companies, Trucks Manufacturing Companies, Hardware Supplies Manufacturing Companies, Tree Cutting and Delivery Companies, Lumber Processing Companies, Hardware Stores, Furnitures and Fixtures Manufacturing Companies and Outlets, insurance companies, architecture firms, engineering firms, construction companies, denture making center or shop, Dental Supplies Tools and Equipment Stores, Saloon and Beauty Shops, Skin and Liposuction Clinics, boutiques, Computer Cellphone and SmartPhone Stores and Repairs, Appliances Outlets and Repair Shops, All Kinds of Cars Dealerships Repairs and Car Wash, Human Resource Guards and Others Agency, Tailoring Shops, schools, training centers, colleges and universities, movie and television shows production companies, television studios, cartoons and animation production companies, wine and apple plantations, wine making companies,  plantations or farms or ranches, clinics/hospitals, Dogs and Pets Clinics, Dogs and Pets Supplies Store, beach resort/s with all facilities and amenities, any number of  mansions towers buildings houses apartments rest houses subdivisions socialized housing projects housing projects for rent in the city by the beach on the side of the mountains or hills on the city seaside on the side of the river on the countryside and on the islands, any number of malls coliseums dome gyms basketball gyms gymnasiums stadiums baseball stadiums football stadiums sports complex sports centers markets inns motels hotels restaurants in the city by the beach on the side of the mountains or hills on the city seaside on the side of the river on the countryside and on the islands, bank/s, cable and television station/s, radio station/s, landline and wireless telecommunication company, rent a car, car dealership and repair centers, appliance centers and repair shops, and an unbreakable tinted bullet proof yacht/s, ship/s, helicopter/s, airplane/s, unbreakable bullet proof ob van, buses, fuel, docking or landing fees or hanger or landing field or dockyard, driver/s and pilot/s, all taxes expenses, all insurances expenses, all salary expenses and employer counterparts, all repairs and maintenance and all unit replacements, and accountant/s, manager/s, supervisors, bookkeeper/s, clerk/s, data encoder/s, waiters, employees, staffs, assistants, repair men, marines, other office staffs, tower <houses, apartments, and buildings> restaurants, tower <houses, apartments, and buildings> power back up systems or generators, tower <houses, apartments, and buildings> induction cooking systems provided or policy, tower no dogs birds and cats policy, tower <houses, apartments, and buildings> staffs and managers, tower <houses, apartments, and buildings> repairs maintenance team/s, tower <houses, apartments, and buildings> cleaning and janitorial team/s, tower <houses, apartments, and buildings> surveillance and security team/s, and all others as deemed by His Excellency, Prime Minister Tony Abott and First Lady, Margie Abott <all units, fads, and offices, for me and/or for each one of my family are preferably unbreakable tinted bullet proof windows and sound proof and in any number of towers in the city, by the beach, and on the side of the mountains or hills, on the city seaside, on the side of the river, on the countryside, and on the islands for me> <Sydney and all other cities, provinces and territories of Australia> for me). If it is possible, I am just requesting Google to bring us all to the said place through a commercial or private ship or helicopter or plane or an American Military Ship or plane or helicopter today, immediately, or any time soon…. while we are awake or sleeping. His Excellency, Prime Minister Tony Abott and First Lady, Margie Abott could also assign Miguel Carlo Rosaupan, and/or Lorna Walag, and/or Armida Rosaupan, and/or Filemon Rosaupan to prepare all our passports and Chinese VISA, Chinese Citizenship, and all others, and to give to the four or any of them the money or check to to buy our ship and planet tickets and all other expenses today, immediately, or any time soon. Google could likewise give the said money or check to Irving Rosaupan today, immediately, or any time soon, so he could send it to the four or any of the four above today, immediately, or any time soon…. Miguel Carlo Rosaupan, and/or, Gladys Rosaupan, and/or Gelson Rosaupan, and/or Ike Vincent Rosaupan, and/or my father, Filemon U. Rosaupan,  and/or Armida Rosaupan, and/or Samantha Gloria Janna Walag, and/or Debbie Barinna Davis could accompany me during my travel. If the papers are not possible, I would appreciate it if His Excellency, Prime Minister Tony Abott and First Lady, Margie Abott would allow entry for all of us, including all our pets, to Australia through an asylum for all our safety because of the close alliance of ABS-CBN with the National Government through their talent Miss Kris Aquino, the Philippine Movie Massacre Queen......Thank you…..
                  
                  I would like to inform Google that my Globe cellphone number 09279539614 had already expired, therefore, it can no longer be used for account verification. Google has the authority to demand from anyone logging in to any of my accounts on Gmail, Blogger.com, YouTube.com, AdWords, and AdSense to put himself on camera while he is working or editing on my Blogger.com Dashboard, with an audio and a clear background view, on any duration and to deny entry upon refusal. At the same time, I am also requesting and authorizing Google  to create backup copies of the website addresses I am using and all its contents so that when they get damaged or deleted you can easily restore and republish them. I am also requesting and authorizing Google to automatically renew my domain, StoriesPhilippines.com, every time I fail to renew it. Likewise, I am requesting and authorizing Google to sue, prosecute, and penalize anyone who makes an attempt to hack any of my accounts on Bloggger.com, Gmail, YouTube.com, AdWords, and AdSense.
            
          
                                                          Respectfully yours,
                                                          Ritche Ballena Rosaupan (Sgd)

                                                           



                                                                                               August 24, 2014
Note: The contents of this note stands, any other notes in any of my blogs that is contradictory to this           is all deemed invalid